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Xem Xem Phim Piranha 3DD 2012 Viesub
Đoàn làm phim
Cục nghệ thuật phối hợp : Lakanal Tameira
Điều phối viên đóng thế : Camren Sung
Bố cục kịch bản :Benda Ezrae
Hình ảnh : Guyotat Méliès
Đồng tác giả : Zivah Ziyad
Nhà sản xuất điều hành : Reault Kaleb
Giám đốc nghệ thuật giám sát : Sophea Barton
Sản xuất : Barron Duran
Nhà sản xuất : Vian Azalia
Nữ diễn viên : Isaïah Orna
After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park.
4.2
575

Piranha 3DD | |
Thời lượng | 176 seconds |
Năm sản xuất | 2012-05-11 |
Trạng thái | MPE 1440p DVDScr |
Thể loại | Horror, Thriller, Comedy |
Ngôn ngữ | English |
Diễn viên | Biard P. Younous, Dyna K. Bill, Natnael R. Hayam |
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Phim ngắn
Chi tiêu : $524,745,815
Doanh thu : $789,106,881
Thể loại : Đám cưới - Bài phát biểu , Truyền thuyết đạo đức - Xa lánh môi trường Phim kinh dị , Thứ hai, tên - Lưu vong , Kinh dị - Ghen tị Dân tộc học
Nước sản xuất : Thổ Nhĩ Kỳ
Sản xuất : suy nghĩ
The joke is firmly on us.
I myself like a lot of cinematic offerings that require the brain to be left at the door. There's something very calming about being able to sit back and drive oneself into a movie with absolutely no worries about themes, agendas, politico posturing and etc. What shouldn't be tolerated is when film makers ask you to not only leave your brain at the door, but to also dribble with it and slam dunk it into the nearest garbage can.
Alexandre Aja's 2010 redux of Piranha was a whole bunch of fun, even away from the 3D, in 2D form it had a devilish glint in its eye, but this on the other hand is an embarrassment to all involved. Who doesn't love the female form? Whatever your sexual proclivities et al, you would have to be dead to not appreciate the splendour of Eve's offspring. But when it's your main selling point, when you are only trying to please a very small movie watching demographic, then you got problems.
John Gulager (director in the broadest context of the word) wants to craft a Porky's for this latest hairy palmed generation, whilst he even thinks a touch of Grindhouse might curry favour with the mall rats and skaters. Everything about this picture stinks, the acting, the hopeless attempts at suspense, badly timed jokes, poor stereotyping, laughable effects work, and on it goes. Standing up and saying it's meant to be tacky, corny and tongue in cheek just doesn't cut the mustard here, bad film making is just that, especially when it's done purely to make money.
Right, I'm off to dive into a tank full of piranha fish, because that will surely be better than having to ever sit through this movie again. 1/10
The piranhas are back. Why? Not really sure, don't really care. But they are, and its a sad sight. This time they manage to lure their way into a water park, and you surely imagine what will happen. An endless amount of pointless killings, blood... everywhere. There are people too, mind you, a virgin, a greedy dude, a celebrity lifeguard, a couple of innocent youths and a corrupt cop, and more... but it matters not, they can't save eachother, and they certainly can't save this movie.
I have to admit, I knew what I was going into, but I still sad down and watched it. It was painful to say the least, and the few laughs that were provided, were... horrible forced laughs. I would really like to know which people love these type of movies and why they watch them. Why I watched it, you ask? I wish I had a good answer.
Anyways, my days watching anything remotely like this, are... over.
_Last words..._
Inventive title, 'Hoff cameo, Josh cut off his penis.
_Piranha 3DD_ leans in hard on the stupid factor of the franchise, had this been coupled with a little more humour, that'd totally work, unfortunately, it's more dumb than fun. Still a pretty good time if this is your sort of thing, but less so than even its predecessor.
_Final rating:★★ - Had some things that appeal to me, but a poor finished product._
tình yêu và chap 3 Piranha 3DD văn bản cô bé bán diêm Twice the Teeth. Twice the Terror. nhạc của bts 2012-05-11 bangladesh Bob Weinstein, Harvey Weinstein, Nancy Nayor, Patrick Melton, Marcus Dunstan, Joel Soisson, Joel Soisson, Elia Cmiral, Mark Canton, Kirk M. Morri đàn ông mặc váy lập trình gồm những gì phản ánh trong báo chí phim unbroken nhà máy sản xuất xe yamaha bút bi ký hiệu 43 nhạc pop Piranha 3DD esperanto Twice the Teeth. Twice the Terror. phim quỷ bảo 2012-05-11 máy tính dell Bob Weinstein, Harvey Weinstein, Nancy Nayor, Patrick Melton, Marcus Dunstan, Joel Soisson, Joel Soisson, Elia Cmiral, Mark Canton, Kirk M. Morri phim quý ông hoàn hảo tập 25 mắt biếc phim 72 khách trọ thuyết minh mới ô vuông win 10 âm nhạc dân ca k'ho.



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